"Cardinal Newman" is a song celebrating the glorious school dayz at Edward's old Catholic school in Ireland. It was named after Cardinal Newsman.
Cardinal Newman lyrics:
SS treatment early in the morning
Religious instruction with Christian guilt
While they pray on bleeding knees
They'll suck your will until its dry
Cardinal Newman is my savior
Sister Gabrielle's a horny bitch
Masturbation in hot showers
Masturbation is Christian relief
Will you punish me now and then
Make me do what you want
Force your beliefs down my throat
Make a killing once a week
Cardinal Newman is my savior
Sister Gabrielle's a horny bitch
Masturbation in hot showers
Masturbation is Christian relief
Groups of boys just stare and watch
Groups of girls rip and raw
Penetration filled with fear
Penetration a Christian relief
Cardinal Newman is my savior
Sister Gabrielle's a horny bitch
Masturbation in hot showers
Masturbation is Christian relief
Catholic school with prison bars
Catholic school with prison bars
- Edward Stapleton - 1980